Democratic Washington, D.C., Mayor Muriel Bowser has proposed a budget that would remove 25,000 people from Medicaid
https://www.newsweek.com/democrat-mayors-budget-would-remove-25000-people-medicaid-2079219
Elon Musk, a rabbi and a punk are on a small airplane. The cockpit door flies open, the pilot jumps out, screams “We’ve been hit, the co-pilot’s dead! There are two chutes in the back! Good luck!” He blows the emergency release on the door and jumps out.
Musk runs to the back. As he’s threading his arms through the straps he yells “My genius is needed by the world. The world’s smartest man is needed!” and runs right out the door.
The rabbi looks at the punk and says to her “My young sister, I have lived a long life. Take the last parachute and live your best life.”
The punk looks at her, looks at the back of the cabin and says “Naw, we’re good. The world’s smartest man just jumped out of the plane with my backpack.”
Taco Trump ... Putin’s TACO recipe revealed: How to make ‘Trump Always Chicken Out’
https://thedemlabs.org/2025/05/30/putin-taco-recipe-how-to-make-trump-always-chicken-out/
The AI industry won't survive if we have to ask artists for permission!
If you ever want to see a Trump supporter go apeshit insane, just casually mention he's never won an election against a man.
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@liquor_american @hannu_ikonen
"The white liberal differs from the white conservative only in one way: the liberal is more deceitful."
— Malcolm X
this #art got memed and went viral because it fits the moment, but it also is someone's craft, here is a version that credits the artist #GoSlowAndFixThings
Lily Seika Jones
www.lilyseikajones.com
@rivuletpaper on insta
h/t @jeridansky
“Frederick Douglass taught that literacy is the path from slavery to freedom. There are many kinds of slavery and many kinds of freedom, but reading is still the path.”
― Carl Sagan
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mud_dauber
In my day job, I work for a media company that focuses on the toy industry.
Apropos of nothing, I decided to add the Mastodon plushie (aka #Plushtodon) to the latest products on our Toy Insider website.
Please boost this so our editors will frustratingly tell me to stop trying to make Mastodon happen.
https://thetoyinsider.com/products/mastodon-stuffed-toy/
Hitler goes to see an astrologer, as he so often does. He asks:
"When will I die?"
The astrologer pours over his charts for a while, and then answers:
"You will die on a Jewish holiday."
"But which one? Which one?!"
The astrologer pauses, peers over his half-moon glasses, and answers:
"Adolf, any day you die will be a Jewish holiday."
Happy Hitler Shot Himself Day, everyone!
I've got a quick favour to ask. If you're reading this post on Mastodon (or the Fediverse), please click share.
How come?
I recently moved across to my own self-hosted single-user server (using GoToSocial.org). For a bunch of reasons, including visibility across the Fedi, it would really help out.
#Fediverse #FediHelp #gotosocial #mastohelp